Wednesday, May 28, 2008
The Glass is Half Full of Poison
Sure, if life gives you turds, you can make lemonade, but I don't think there are many people who would argue with me that IT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE to make lemonade out of lemons. What does that mean, "if life gives you..." anyway? Since when is life an official dispenser of anything? If life gives you Little Debbie Vanilla Bars, you can attempt to make lemonade out of that, too. Or you can just eat half a box late at night, depressed and mindless, and fall into a troubled sleep, waking up with a hangover, too early to feel good about, and too late to do anything of significance, before your next day at the turd factory.