Friday, March 21, 2008

Finally! An employer who understands me!


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Date: 2008-03-20, 5:50PM EDT

New Bar Opens in Hamptons this Summer - Hiring All Staff! Please apply in person Saturday March 29, from 2-6pm at 80 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 555.555.5555 for more info. If you cannot attend, reply with a resume and recent pic. Read below for details.

Thank your lucky stars... the #1 bar in America is bringing the Hamptons back to life!!! Porkys Hamptons Grand Opening this Memorial Weekend!! Get ready for the summer of a lifetime at Porkys Hamptons, Home of the Famous Fishbowls!

Porkys Hamptons, the #1 place for birthday and bachelorette parties is now HIRING a rockstar staff!

Tell your boss to take this job and SHOVE IT!!

Make more money this summer than you would all year long.
The top 3 reasons to work at Porkys Hamptons this summer -
1 - You'll be rolling in money
2 - It's the funnest job you'll ever want to wake up for
3 - You'll finally get that date no matter how UGLY you are!!

Porkys Hamptons is holding the biggest hiring party in the country, next Saturday March 29th from 2-6pm @ 80 East Montauk Highway in Hampton Bays, 555.555.5555.

We're hiring rockstars, bartenders, professional partiers, shot girls, marketing, guest list, professional wingmen, cover bands, djs, beer pong leagues, promotional models, bottle service girls -

Experience not necessary - you just need to know how to smile!

Get ready for a summer you will never remember and the JOB OF A LIFETIME at Porkys Hamptons.

Compensation: tbd
This is a part-time job.
This is an internship job.
OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
Phone calls about this job are ok.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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